Friday, October 28, 2005

Koran Desecrated

In an orgy of fanaticism and anti-Moslem hate, USA soldiers   a frenzied mob of infidels   Chimpy McHalliburton Bushitler and Karl Rove   someone ripped a whole collection of Korans to pieces, and scattered the pieces around the garden of the mosque that owned them. Howls of outrage have erupted throughout the world, the UN Security Council has called a special session to discuss it, and riots have broken out in Pakistan and Iraq. The White House press secretary has issued an official apology, and Don Rumsfeld has been designated to commit hara-kiri at noon today.

Oops, wait a minute, I think I got that slightly wrong. As it turns out, the books that were destroyed weren't Korans after all; they were only Jewish books, and who cares about those? And they belonged to the Evil Zionist Imperialist Bloodsucking pigs and monkeys Jews of Hebron, so they only got what was coming to them. Never mind.


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