Did you hear the one...

...about two Swedes, a Finn and a Somali, who walked into a bar raped a woman? Well, it's not very funny. And it's not really true. But it's how people talk when they're desperately trying to convince themselves that what they see happening before their eyes isn't really happening; or when they've got insane hate-speech laws that force them to pretend that what's happening isn't.

(H/T: Murray at Silent Running)